Warning: Blaska Sex Flu and assorted Kinky kookiness ahead–Lillian McEwen & Clarence Thomas

First up, are you a Leftie who has a little too much sex drive? I have just the verbal cold shower for you: Conservative blogger Dave Blaska’s cleavage gazing. In his account of the Scott Walker inauguration, “Maybe half the guys were in tuxes. The ladies, of course, were much more creatively attired. Your faithful blogger appreciated his fair share of well presented cleavage, as is his right under the Constitution.”

I’m afraid that a Progressive person’s constitution can’t take it. Doctors say that Left of Centerness combined with exposure to Dave’s right wing dorkness results in no sex drive for 7 days and puking a little.  It’s being called “Blaska Sex Flu”. Conspiracy theorists link Dave’s cleavage gazing with 1,000’s of birds falling out of the sky in Arkansas, but I think that’s just too hilarious to be true. Hat tip to Dane101 but before they gave me the warning on that, I had already read Dave’s cringe-inspiring post.

Anita Hill is somewhere smiling for the first time in 19 years. I know *I* find this immensely satisfying.

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’s ex-girlfriend Lilian McEwen is writing a book to be published by Green Bay publisher Title Town Publishing which is “sexually driven”.  Lilian McEwen has some details in the book regarding Thomas’ inappropriate comments and porn obsession.

Well, that’s a coincidence.Thomas’s former employee, Anita Hill, alleged [here’s your link to Arlen Spector grilling her] that Clarence Thomas made inappropriate comments and had a porn obsession in testimony delivered back in 1991. “He spoke about acts that he had seen in pornographic films involving such matters as women having sex with animals and films showing group sex or rape scenes”

A woman owns and operates publisher Title Town. As for that Senate body that heard Anita Hill’s testimony back in the day and dismissed it and allowed Clarence Thomas on the bench — not one female was on it.  Just sayin’.   Green Bay Press Gazette Anita Hill’s Opening Speech from 1991 Testimony.

Kinky Time

Lastly, The Kinks with a song that somehow sounds really fun even though its lyrics are about over-population, nuclear war, and pollution. Come on. Try it. I promise you big 70’s hair, a huge pink bow tie, and a dancing gorilla will all be yours for the viewing.

I think I’m sophisticated
‘Cos I’m living my life like a good homosapien
But all around me everybody’s multiplying
Till they’re walking round like flies man
So I’m no better than the animals sitting in their cages
in the zoo man
‘Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
I am an ape man
I think I’m so educated and I’m so civilized
‘Cos I’m a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don’t feel safe in this world no more
I don’t want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man
I’m an ape man, I’m an ape ape man
I’m an ape man I’m a King Kong man I’m ape ape man
I’m an ape man
‘Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky
compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an ape man
In man’s evolution he has created the cities and
the motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
and I’d be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle
‘Cos the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man
I’m an ape, I’m an ape ape man, I’m an ape man
I’m a King Kong man, I’m a voo-doo man
I’m an ape man
I look out my window, but I can’t see the sky
‘Cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive
And make like an ape man
Come and love me, be my ape man girl
And we will be so happy in my ape man world
I’m an ape man, I’m an ape ape man, I’m an ape man
I’m a King Kong man, I’m a voo-doo man
I’m an ape man
I’ll be your Tarzan, you’ll be my Jane
I’ll keep you warm and you’ll keep me sane
and we’ll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an ape man
I’m an ape man, I’m an ape ape man, I’m an ape man
I’m a King Kong man, I’m a voo-doo man
I’m an ape man.
I don’t feel safe in this world no more
I don’t want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an ape man.

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